What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:45
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
How do I get my body in shape?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do many women shave their vaginas?
After a few moments he returns.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.